You pronounce it your way, and I'll pronounce it mine.

Too Much Sex and Violins

Cracker

Apple Bottom

What's scarier? The fact that I thought of this, or the fact that I'm not embarrassed to put my name on it?

Organic Pie au Naturale

Lara

He *really* likes working at IKEA

I made his arms long enough to grab his lower part, but restrained myself for some unknown (but probably guilty) reason.

He was left just inside the exit at the West Chester, Ohio, IKEA. Farewell, my tiny, but well-endowed friend.

Wrenched Nuts

I saw this cheap adjustable wrench on sale, and I got an idea using nuts and bolts that didn't seem too obvious. Yes, I know I could do more with nuts and bolts, and screws, etc. No thanks, but feel free to try it yourself.

It's A Trap!

Sarah Helps Him Shoot His Load

Clothespin (minus clothes) Money-Clip

Perfectly practical. Won't fit in your pocket or purse, but easy enough to carry around.

Plus, Abe's never looked so happy.

Hieronymus Bosch Test Tube Flower Vase

So I'm looking at a painting by Hieronymus Bosch the other day, and it got me to thinking. I'd been wondering what kind of piece I could make that would incorporate test tubes, and ol' H. Bosch gave me the answer.

Can you find the figure in the painting that "spoke" to me that day? Look at what is guy in the photos below, then Look here.

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He can set atop a table and hold your flowers, or can hang on a thread just as easily. He's available here for a very good price (for now).